Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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