Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
