I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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