He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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