my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Terrible idea I love it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I supernannyed him into submission
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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