I'm drive I can fine osifer
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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