Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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