Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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