why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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