She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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