I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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