so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
