Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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