Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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