It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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