Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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