So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
