I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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