That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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