we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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