At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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