I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
