glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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