what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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