Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
