So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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