i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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