And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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