You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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