is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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