dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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