haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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