he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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