I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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