Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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