so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
