New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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