Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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