mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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