Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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