We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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