If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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