what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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