Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
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