im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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