No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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