Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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