no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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