I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Pants are for mortals
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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