She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
