I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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