That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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