How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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