I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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