The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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